Yeah
Perdonen, Kamehameha
Después del tema del Tetris
Viene el Dragon Ball Rap

Quien no haya seguido esta serie
Es que porque no tiene infancia
Big Bang Attack
Ataca desde el Planeta Namek

Vegeta, Son Goku
Rivalidades Saiyan
Allargat Bastó!
Y es que en castellano Ralla Mola mas en Catalán
Prefiero en Nubol kinton
El canvi de lloc instantani
Al verlo me flipó

Son Goku, Goten, Krilin, Pan,
Trunks, Yamsha, Chaos y Ten Shin han
Son Gohan de niño me Flipaba
en segundo nivel
Satan no venció a Celula
Tampoco Videl

Nadie Podía con Broly
el super saiyan legendario
pedir la energía a todo el planeta
fue necesario pa’ vencer

La bola Genki
Carbonizo a Magin Boo
y Freezer Remodelado
se vio frente la espada de Trunks

Los Ohzaru Perdían el juicio
Se destrozaban ciudades
Atraviesan edificios

1! 2! 3! Fusión!!
La ocarina contenía
a Hildegan dentro de Tapion

Las Bolas de Dragon
Esparcidas por el mundo
Teniendo Radar y capsulas
habrá que poner rumbo

Raditz Murió junto a Goku
Vegeta se cargo a Nappa
Gohan lo tuvo crudo
con los guerreros de Plata

La Fuerza Aumentaba
a no se cuantos Kilis
Vegeta dejó controlarse… por Bavidi

Cor Petit y Krilin
Se convirtieron en Piedra
por Dabra y el gran saiyan-man se rebela

Pelea contra los terroristas que hay en la ciudad
Dragon Ball Rap
Boojack
Per mi Bola de Drac

Bienvenidos sean siempre
a la sala del tiempo
Donde un día real
allí es una año de entrenamiento

Los Androides surgieron
del Dr.Gero
en los torneos casi siempre
Goku Quedaba Primero

En los Cielos se Apalanca
Siempre Yajirobai
Me Hacia gracia ver llegar
sobre un tronco a Tao Pai Pai

Turles y la fruta del poder
Garlic, Junior
se hizo grande
en un momento joder

Alubias Mágicas??
Nah
Monjetas Magicas…

Kaio Shin, Vegetto
El resultado de Pothara

Con la Ayuda de Paikun
Fusión de Goku y Vegeta
Janemba no pudo compararse
Al poder de Gojeta

Gotrunks en Tercera
era un vacilón
cuando alguien perdía la vida
lo resucitaba Shenron

Oolong, Bulma, Pooar, Dende
Todo en un papel
el máximo poder
se quedo en el cuarto nivel

Fuerzas especiales??
Ginyu Cambia de cuerpo
Dodoria, Zarbon, Recoom
Todos acabaron muertos

Cooler, Baby
Dragones de cada estrella
Bardok hizo lo posible
por defender su planeta

Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
Es Arte
Dragon Ball GT
Sea el que sea LO PARTE!!

katy perry hot n cold copyright capitolrecords , EMI

http://www.myspace.com/djskalp

Natalie Portman raps about drinking and fighting on Saturday Night Live.

1. Sandy Rivera & Haze - Freak (Bart B More Secured Dub)

2. Mark Knight ft. Luciana From Portobella - Party Animal (Workidz Remix)

3. Nari and Milani pres Dek 31 - Gnuk (Mail Mix)

Neil Young - Harvest Moon(official video)

http://www.95thesesrap.com
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If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.

VERSE 1
Listen up, all my people, its a story for the telling
bout the sin and injustice and corruption I been smelling:
I met that homie Tetzel, then I started rebelling
Once I seen the fat Indulgences that he been selling.
Now the Cathlics of the world straight up disgracin me
Just because I waved my finger at the papacy.
My people got riled up over this Reformation
Thats when Leo threatened me with Excommunication.
I warned yall that Rome best agree to the terms.
If not, then you can eat my Diet of Worms!
You think you done something spectacular?
I wrote the Bible in the vernacular!
A heretic! [What?] Someone throw me a bone.
You forgot salvation comes through faith alone.
Im on a mission from God. You think I do this for fun?
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
Save me!

CHORUS
Ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.

VERSE 2
One Five One Seventhats when it first went down.
Then the real test was when it started spreading around.
Sixty days to recant what I said? Father, please!
Youve had, what? Goin on fifteen centuries?
Oh snap, hes messin with the holy communion.
But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union!
One place at one time. Well, thank you Zwingli.
Yeah, way to disregard that whole Im God thingy!
Getting all up in my rosaryyou little punk.
Your momma shoulda told you not to mess with no monk.
What you bumpin me for? Suddenly you sore.
Keep that up, youll have yourself another Peasant War.
You blame common folk for the smack they talkin
You aint even taught them proper Christian doctrine.
With my hat, my Bible, and my sexy little nun,
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
Save me!

CHORUS

VERSE 3
When I wrote the ninety-five, haters straight up assailed em.
Now they only care whether or not I nailed em or mailed em.
They got psychoanalytic. Now everyones a critic,
And getting on my case just because Im anti-Semitic.
Ive come back from obscurity to teach yall a lesson,
Cuz someone here still aint read their Augsburg Confession.
I said Catholicism brings a life of excess,
And we all remember what went down with Philip of Hesse!
But you forgot about me and my demonstration?
Like you can just create your own denomination?
We dont like this part, so well just add a little twist.
Now we Anglican, Amish, and even Calvinist.
I gave you the power, you gone and abused it.
I gave you Gods truth, you just confused it.
Dont you never underestimate the s*** that I done
I got 95 theses but the Pope aint one.
Save me!

CHORUS

Shout out to Johann Gutenberg… I see you baby.
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Directed by Alexander Dominitz
Cinematography by Chris Ripley

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The Reduced Shakespeare Company presents The Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged.
The Othello Rap.

Un gag bastante antiguo y bastante cojonudo tambien xDD de Cruz y Raya